4 words: hood of his car
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
What a dumb baby whore.
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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