Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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