hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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