Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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