You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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