I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Say something about gay babies.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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