Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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