did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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