remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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