What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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