You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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