You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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