Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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