Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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