I love black thongs
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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