you guys were way drunker than both of me
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You need Xanax blowdarts
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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