You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i will never coherently bang her
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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