We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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