Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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