Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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