I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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