i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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