i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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