Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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