Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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