we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize