im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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