If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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