I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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Have fun and good luck.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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