she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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