well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
ugly people sure do ruin things
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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