please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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