distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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