Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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