I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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