I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
In America we eat man semen.
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I need you to use more vowels.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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