Who did Billy Mays play for?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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