It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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