I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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