all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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