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That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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