you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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