So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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