dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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