You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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