I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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