Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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