Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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