On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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