i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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